Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.
"It’s not always about sex, sometimes the best type of intimacy is where you just lay back, laugh together at the stupidest things, hold each other, and enjoy each others’ company."
- (via gothics)
(Source: she-wears-bluevelvet, via fit-state-of-mind)
My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it
Broad City - Truth or Dare
me when someone tries to flirt with me
(Source: joepublic, via zarialinton)
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons